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Joke of the Day
"Duck autocorrect i mean 'duck' Duck!!! Luck!!!"
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"I almost got raped in prison. I beat him off."
"And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars."
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"Yo girl, are you from UPS? Cause I saw you checkin' out my package."
"What's in common between a sprinkler and the answer i got if she wanted anal? Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk"
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