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Joke of the Day

"And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars."

"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""

"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."

"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."

"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"

"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"

"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"

"Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice."

"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"

"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."