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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pencile say to the other pencil? what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)"

"There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra."

"A nicer way to call someone who was born through Incest ""Purebred"""

"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"

"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"

"""...said no one ever,"" said everyone ever."

"I used to think I was indecisive ... ... but now I'm not so sure."

"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"

"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."

"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""