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Joke of the Day

"I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. AND THEY'RE OFF!!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!"

"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."

"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."

"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!"

"I used to be in a wheelchair.... But I kept getting pushed around. I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share."

"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""