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Joke of the Day
"What did the CN tower say to the clouds??? Only the tip baby, I promise!"
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"Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut."
"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."
"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? What are U doing here?"
"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"A ""racist rapist"" sounds worse than a regular rapist when u first hear it, but it's actually better cause less people get raped."
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."
"I played a blank CD at full blast yesterday ...the mimes next door went nuts."
"Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily."