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Joke of the Day

"What did the CN tower say to the clouds??? Only the tip baby, I promise!"

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"Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you."
"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."
"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."
"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"
"Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty."
"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."
"A lion would never (Old joke) A Lion would never cheat on its wife but a Tiger wood."
"Oman and Yemen should switch names because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go ""yeah man!!"" but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go ""oh man..."" Im so sorry"
"My girlfriend cheated on me with the Pillsbury dough boy Now she has a yeast infection."