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Joke of the Day

"If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking."

"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"

"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"

"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart""."

"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."

"What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray? They are just OFF-full"

"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas? Because he was knotty!"

"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"