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Joke of the Day
"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"
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"Shaq just described himself as a geek. The word has officially lost all meaning,"
"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer."
"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."
"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"
"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption."
"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."
"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"