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Joke of the Day
"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"
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"What's the definition of apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."
"All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough."
"Do you know the difference between a birthday cake and giving a blowjob? No? Well, happy birthday!"
"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."
"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."
"Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet Allah."
"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."
"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."