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Joke of the Day

"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"

"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."

"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"

"My boss said, ""Have a good day""... So I went home."

"The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons."

"What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back? If you're reading this it's too late."

"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"

"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"

"Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole."

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""