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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."
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"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"
"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
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