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Joke of the Day

"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"

"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eating out."""

"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"

"Me: *taps one-night-stand on forehead* Unfollowed. One-Night-Stand: It doesn't work like that... Me: *taps him on forehead again* Blocked."

"write your suicide note in frosting on a cake so no one can eat it and people will still hate you even though you are dead"

"I was in that kosher supermarket earlier. I knew something was wrong when an automated voice said, ""unexpected gunman in the bagging area""."

"What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole..."

"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin... It might taste the same but that shit just ain't right."