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Joke of the Day
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
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"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."
"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."
"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"
"If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions."
"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."
"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."
"Mistakes married women make: 1. Assuming he heard you. 2. Assuming he understood you. 3. Assuming he'll remember. 4. Marrying a man."
"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."