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Joke of the Day
"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"
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"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"
"What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!"
"A couple are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are But numbers can. 2/10"
"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."
"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."
"Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson? Because he was home alone."
"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"
"[Trump speaking at rally] I love this country. I love America. I love singing the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Strawbangled Panther"