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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."
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"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"
"What is an architects favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"
"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"
"If the automated voice tells me they're experiencing ""higher than normal call volume"" every time I call, that is the normal call volume."
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."
"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."
"What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"Obese People: When your skeleton can't support your mass enough to walk? That's Darwinism's attempt to prevent further hunting & gathering."
"Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff"