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Joke of the Day
"Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa."
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"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"
"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."
"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"
"If you're in college, what do you do when your flatmate has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub? ...throw in your dirty laundry."
"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."
"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"
"My dad caught me masturbating the other day. He said ""son, you'll go blind"" I said ""dad, I'm over here"""
"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"
"I wonder if when a porn shop owner gets married, he accidentally tapes over his porn with wedding footage"