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Joke of the Day

"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."

"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."

"Witch Logic: I have the magical ability to turn any item into a flying vehicle. I guess I'll use that broom."

"Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths"

"I poured root beer into a square glass... Now I just have beer."

"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."

"What color were Hitler's walls? Jewish Red"

"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"

"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"

"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."