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Joke of the Day
"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."
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"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."
"Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart."
"Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire."
"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."
"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"
"Do you know why they don't have 13th floors on most buildings? Apparently it's because most buildings aren't that tall. No, no that's fine I can show myself out . . ."
"WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."
"So I just listened to Kanye's album... Dafuq?"