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Joke of the Day
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
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"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."
"I was going to get my certification to be an official Life Coach!... ...but I just never really got around to it."
"Q: What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick? A: ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""
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"If you don't like where you are in your life ~ Then move you are not a tree"
"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."