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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
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"Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature. I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch."
"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"
"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."
"A journalist is interviewing a five hundred pound man with paper thin skin who is getting a full body skin transplant. The reporter asks if he is excited. He says, ""I can barely contain myself!"""
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""
"Having sex on when your so is on her period isn't funny. You guys are just bloody dickheads."
"What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort."
"The bartender says ""we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"" A tachyon particle walks into a bar......."
"Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house ... ... she sits around the house."