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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
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"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."
"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."
"I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short. I walked out with a buzz cut."
"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""