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Joke of the Day

"The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal."

"A programmer heads to the shops His wife says ""grab a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread."

"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."

"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year"

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."

"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"

"Boats don't sleep. They wake."

"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."

"New Study Suggests Drinking Coffee Is Good For Your Health. Wait, I Think We Did Good For Your Health Last Time. Bad For Your Health, Then"

"What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law? One's wanted."