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Joke of the Day
"My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time Nevermore"
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"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."
"What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely? Pole Position"
"I don't understand romantic movies, why waste all that time with the complicated, man-hating main character when her slut friend is cuter."
"Best thing about living in NY is you can order anything, anytime, and 30 minutes later it shows up. You see here? This here is an orangutan."
"Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket* Him: ""Where's the food and why are you naked?"" Me: ""Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."""
"You can call me Vladimir. Because I'm going to be Putin it in your butt <3"
"I would like to tell you a remarkably sophisticated joke........... What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they were both stuck up cunts."
"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"