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Joke of the Day

"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."

"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."

"Guy Who Invented Figurative Speech: I've got something that'll blow your minds. Townspeople: *fleeing in abject terror*"

"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"

"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."

"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."

"Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, ""wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."""

"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."