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"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"
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"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""
"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"
"Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter."
"What does a cat call its black best friend? Its Maine Coon."
"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"
"Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members? Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :("
"Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer"
"How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman? to get to the other side...."