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"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."
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"Being a grown up is throwing something at the trash can, missing, then actually going over and picking it back up."
"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."
"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."
"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."
"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."
"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"
"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"
"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"
"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."