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Joke of the Day

"If you're forcing me to choose between you and my dream of making a sequel to the 1982 horror classic then you've got another Thing coming."

"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls."

"Did you hear the one about the man who ate his baby's feet? He also found out his wife was pregnant."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!"

"How many feminists does is it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have a glass ceiling instead."

"Weird Computer Error UK.eu has unexpectedly stopped working"

"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"