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Joke of the Day

"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"

"What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow? E=MC U L8R"

"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""

"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"

"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"

"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"

"TIL That I'm NEVER getting prostate cancer"

"Sometimes i flirt and i feel really akward. Idk if the people around me are gonna hate more for it. I have this rly weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes idk why. Oh wait not flirt. I ment fart"

"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."

"Twitter is perfect for men, because with men brevity is key. Beyond 140 characters they know they're going to say something wrong."