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"I'm always disappointed when I board a plane and there's no handsome man running after me to stop me. Thanks, hollywood."
"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."
"Teacher to Student...? Conjugate the verb ""to walk"" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ..."
"Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence."
"There's something really addictive about Brownies... ... I think it's their exotic accent."
"Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress."
"[showing colleague a pic on phone] ""NO! Don't scroll left!"" My face falls as he sees my erotic photo collection of donuts on plates."
"Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets? To run their hands through their hair"
"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"