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Joke of the Day
"I witnessed a kidnapping on the bus today... But don't worry, he woke up before his stop."
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"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"
"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."
"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."
"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."
"What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam."
"Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade."
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because their fingers are so big."
"Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream."