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Joke of the Day

"Hawaiians were never known to be cannibals. Maybe a nibble here and there... You know, finger food."

"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."

"Why is a UTI such a bad thing? Because it means urine trouble"

"I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake. There wasn't a dry eye in the audience."

"Why did the man take a shower? He was a thief"

"The most judgmental aquatic mammal is probably the seal of disapproval."

"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"

"Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst? ...you could be the meat between my buns."

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole."

"Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back"