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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why George Washington 's father forgive him? Because Washington still holding the axe"
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"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
"what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? ""My chilli's gone barmy!!!"""
"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."
"I wonder if stereotypically romantic Spanish characters...talk in pauses...because they learned...how to speak English...by watching...the subtitles...of romantic movies."
"Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat? Because they are lazy and have small hands!"
"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."
"Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz? Because he has Ayyyds."
"Why are wedding dresses white? It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........"
"Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!"