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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"
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"Why should one masturbate while calling Comcast customer support? Because getting fucked in the asshole when you are not horny feels awful"
"What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen."
"2 old nearly deaf guys sitting on a park bench say to one another Boy, sure is windy out. No its not. It's thursday. Yeah me too. Lets go get a beer."
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."
"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"
"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied ""Sorry, I don't have any Extra"""
"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"