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Joke of the Day
"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"
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"A little advice on poetry..... If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you"
"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
"*runs into wife on the way to see his mistress* Aww are those flowers for me? -Uh...yeah Is there a card too? *with a mouthful of paper* No"
"Not to brag, but I've already had two pretty sweet dates this weekend I'm surprised how much they added to my smoothie."
"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."
"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!"
"Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge? One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission."
"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."