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Joke of the Day

"My favorite genre of rap is bragging about all the murders you committed then complaining the cops pull you over for no reason."

"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"

"Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me agin tomorrow on still fat Wednesday"

"There are three people with four cigarettes on a boat. None of them have a lighter or matches. What do they do? Throw a cigarette over-board so the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter!"

"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."

"What's long, hard, and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"I was on my knees all night, screwing this nut from behind... ...when I woke up this morning, my hands were really sore."

"What do you call a penis shaped wand? A Magic Johnson."

"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"

"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."