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Joke of the Day

"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."

"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."

"Knock knock. Little boy blue."

"Asked my parents if I was adopted... They laughed and said ""Of course not, why would we have chosen you?"""

"MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT"

"Girls are like Blackjack I aim for 21, but I always hit on 14"

"I ate two pieces of string yesterday. Today I pooped them out and they were tied together.. ..I shit you knot."

"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""

"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"

"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."