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Joke of the Day

"Why does Nessie never come out of the water? People keep on calling it's photoshoots fake and gay."

"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."

"What's a woman's best curve? Her smile."

"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny Dozen tit?"

"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"

"You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go."

"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."

"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"