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Joke of the Day

"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"

"Girl are you a fox? Because I don't know wtf you're saying."

"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"

"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"

"I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer."

"Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat."

"Crazy lady next to me forgot to take her meds, flipping out and shit. I hate seeing this. Just going to walk away from my mirror now."

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

"Person A: Do you know the shelf life of Cocaine? Person B: I don't know Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff"

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"