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Joke of the Day
"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"
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"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"Two guys are walking when they come across a dog on the sidewalk, licking his balls. One guys says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""You better pet him first to make sure he's friendly."""
"Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career."
"*wakes up early* *goes for morning jog* *calls wife to pick him up because he's made a terrible mistake*"
"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."
"""At least 2017 can't be any worse than 2016"" Narrator: ""This is the most incorrect anyone has ever been"""
"therapist: im glad u overcame ur fear of snakes and all but- me, with a snake: ur gonna say i shouldn't have married this snake aren't u"
"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."