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Joke of the Day
"You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go."
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"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."
"Knock knock...(from my 6 year old) Who's there? ""Little girl"". Little girl, who? ""Little girl who can't reach the door knob""."
"What does a cannibal without a kitchen eat? Raw men"
"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."
"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."
"How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow."
"Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome."
"My five-year-old: ""I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!"" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."