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Joke of the Day
"Mosquitoes... God's way of making us slap ourselves!!"
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"My girlfriend's extremely flexible, which comes in handy for sex. I say, ""when do you wanna have sex?"" and she replies ""I'm free whenever""."
"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"
"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."
"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."
"Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time? SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!"
"[girlfriend finally texts back] ME: i'm so mad at you. HER: i'm naked come over. ME: i'm not really mad i was jk lol omw babe"
"Why wasn't Sean Connery standing? He had to shit."
"How do you piss off a feminist? Done."