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Joke of the Day
"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."
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"What's the best name for an atheist? Godfrey"
"Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?"
"If your uncle Jack is stuck on the roof and needs help. Do you help your uncle Jack off?"
"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."
"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."
"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."
"My dad held me like he holds his beer By the neck and all day"
"What do you call italian food that is bad? A pizza shit"
"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."