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Joke of the Day
"I bought my girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue."
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"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says ""Ok, it's later!""."
"If someone writes you a long email that ends with ""Thoughts?"" just reply ""Nope."""
"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""
"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."
"Writing a chemistry exam tomorrow Learned that I can't trust atoms...they make up everything :p"
"What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor"
"What did the man in the ""Race for a Cure"" say to the three people beside him? ""we're walking four abreast."""
"Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman? Me: I prefer international arms dealer'."