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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""
Next Joke
"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""
"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"
"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."
"Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack... It was very 6S-ful"
"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."
"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""
"Don't step outside tonight at 11:59pm You might not make it back till next year"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or they're going to think we're nuts!"
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."