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"Facebook is the most confusing dating site I have ever been on."
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""
"Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."
"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"
"What my Doctor said... ""Sugar kills more people than Cocaine"" What I heard... ""The next time you're craving Cake...Do some blow instead"""
"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."
"'Here's a good book' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No thank you' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'"
"When I went off to college my parents threw a great going away party... ...according to the letter they sent."
"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again."