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Joke of the Day
"People who describe things as ""better than sex"" are having the wrong kind of sex."
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"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"
"I, too, am shocked Ted Cruz has had sex. I just assumed his kids were born when he ate after midnight and got wet like in the movie Gremlins"
"Just showed my 4 yo niece that I can still do a cartwheel and now she is showing me where the ice packs are."
"Forgive me, for I have sinned. Same time tomorrow?"
"It might be good at board games, but don't let DeepMind handle your video camera. It's been known to trash Go Pros"
"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"
"What, like you never stole 2000 loaves of bread on a dare? Shit happens. Look, Grandma, can you bail me out or not?"
"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""
"What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen."