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Joke of the Day
"I'm smiling. This should scare you."
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"There's nothing horribler than a word that isn't real."
"How did the dad know that his daughter is on her period? His dick is covered in blood."
"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."
"Coworker came back into the office after being out sick for one day. Me: Feeling better? Him: Yea, I had a bad case of Ass Glaucoma. Me: What? Him: Yea! I couldn't see my ass being drug to work!"
"What do you call a drink with problems? Dilemmanade"
"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"
"woman driver I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on. I thought to myself, ""At least she's honest."""
"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"
"Two deer were leaving a gay bar One said to the other, ""man, I can't believe a blew thirty bucks in their"""