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Joke of the Day

"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""

"Two snare drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... Ba-dum tchh!"

"My girlfriend told me all I could think about was sex... Fanny she should say that!"

"Why did Ted get fired from his job? Because he would only do the _bear_ minimum?"

"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"

"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."

"I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

"Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey."

"What is the best part of an ISIS joke? The execution."