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Joke of the Day

"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."

"I've had about 13 beers so I guess I'll give myself a haircut"

"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"

"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""

"why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls"

"How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? If there isn't a reaction."

"100% of people who eat in the dining area of the grocery store are murderers."

"""I just tried to make reservations at the library"" You don't need a res- ""Couldn't get one though"" Don't do this ""They were fully booked"""