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Joke of the Day
"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."
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"My wife asked me what I wanted to do for Easter So I told her ""The same thing Jesus did. Disappear on Friday and come back on Sunday."""
"a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. ""ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?"" said the girl. ""no, we cant"" the guy replied. ""why?"" ""it's Haram, Bae"""
"Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That's because it's imaginary."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."
"Apparently the safe word has changed to... NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye...."
"Your mama's so poor When god created light she was already two months behind on her bill."
"My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is."
"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"
"Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under ""Home Improvements."""