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Joke of the Day

"A young Hitler, and a young Mao are in a room with a cannibal The cannibal had dic-tator tots for dinner"

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."

"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."

"We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat"""

"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"Which Dinosaurs love electricity? Bulbasaurs"

"Someone came to my door today asking for donations to the local swimming pool So I gave them a glass of water"

"Some lady on The Price is Right just won a brand new 2016 Epi-Pen."

"20 blondes are standing outside a bar. On the other side of the street another blond is walking by; ""Hey, come over here. You have to be 21 to enter"""