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Joke of the Day

"ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc? DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT?! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor."

"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"

"Q: What goes ""krab krab krab""? - A: A dog barking in a mirror."

"I just Facebook Unfriended someone on their birthday. #TrueGrit"

"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"

"What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back? Imagination"

"""Some say I have a drinking problem"" *pours glass of water on lap*"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."

"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"

"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""