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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Black and ground up in the freezer."

"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"

"What do you call those things that get fluff off a sweater? Women"

"What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2? Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd"

"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."

"We trace hands to make turkeys. Quite a handy technique."

"My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me."

"What's on TV? My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ""What's on TV?"" I said, ""Dust."" And then the fight started..."

"Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though....."

"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"