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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke."
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"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming."
"Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels."
"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."
"A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night... She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!"
"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"
"Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident."
"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read."
"My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury... Now I'm *really* mad!!"
"How many friend-Zoned Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed off when it wont screw."