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Joke of the Day
"My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury... Now I'm *really* mad!!"
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"What do women and penny stocks have in common? If you hold on to them too long instead of pumping and dumping them, you'll lose all your shit."
"""I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me."" ""We're terrified of dentists."" ""I'll kill a lion!"" ""It was a beloved lion with a name."" ""Dammit."""
"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"
"My wife and I went to see a realtor. ""Have you guys considered moving houses?"" he asked. I said, ""No, we don't like caravans."""
"What's the difference between a lobster and a bus stop? Ones a busty crustacean the other is a crusty bus station"
"If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one."
"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"
"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."