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Joke of the Day

"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"

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"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers."
"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"
"Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade. "
"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"
"I gave all my dead batteries away today .. .. free of charge !"
"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"
"Superwife! Gets pissed faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than your longest friendships. Leaps your decisions in a single bound."
"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"
"They call me Big Dick But im average at best."